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[原创]与钓无关的故事——妻好玉(五)

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发表于 2007-2-12 16:20:00 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式
&nbsp;<p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 方正彩云繁体; FONT-SIZE: 26pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">妻</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 方正彩云繁体;"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 方正彩云繁体; FONT-SIZE: 26pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">好</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 方正彩云繁体;"> </span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 方正彩云繁体; FONT-SIZE: 26pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">玉</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 方正彩云繁体;"><p></p></span></p><p></p><p></p><p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 方正古隶简体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">&nbsp;<p></p></span></b></p><p></p><p></p><p align="center" class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 方正古隶简体; FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">妻好玉,那份迷醉她说是身不由已</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 方正古隶简体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;"><p></p></span></b></p><p></p><p></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">星期天,妻打华凌玉石巴扎回家,怅怅然。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“咋?没淘到中意的玩意儿。”我假作深切关怀,心下暗喜,今天省钱了!</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“嗯,弄了几个。”妻昏昏然。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“唔。哪……?”我心一凉,旋即释然。妻遛玉石巴扎,兜里的钱不全换成石头是不会回家的。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“今天看见一块奇玉。”妻醺醺然。“是块籽玉,太像小脚丫了!是左脚,有脚背、脚弓,绝了!”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“多大?”我顺杆爬。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“有你的半个巴掌那么大。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“啥面子?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“脚背一水的黑皮,脚底是假皮,红不红黄不黄的。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“有肉吗?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“凭我的感觉,没肉。份量是足够了,挺压手的,肯定是玉。我估摸着八成是亿万年前的河床下挖出的东西,肉早就被岁月蚀化得没了。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“啥价?”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“没问。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“表里不一,没肉的东西不拿也罢。”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“那形,那皮,真好!有个好雕工,浅浅地雕出指缝,再去了指甲部位的黑皮,活脱脱一只小黑人的胖脚,那也是绝无仅有的东西,你懂什么?”妻愤愤然。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">我傻笑。这时候,说什么都是自找难受。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“咦,你也成行家了?”妻话锋一转,欣欣然。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“嫁鸡随鸡,和耗子呆得时间长了也会打洞。”我极诚恳。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“哈哈哈……”妻大笑不止,末了还在我脸上狠狠地啃了一口。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">一连五天,妻天天念叨那个失之交臂的小脚丫,每日三省自身,不断剖析灵魂深处的问题,查找根源,细分枝蔓,洞悉曲直,明辨是非,幡然悔悟,重新做人。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">星期六,妻起了个大早直奔华凌玉石巴扎。回来时,脸上山花烂漫。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“找回来了?”我大惑不解。</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">“当然!我是谁?”妻大喜过望。“这就是缘份,缘份哪!你说,上星期两天,没人问津,好好那么摆着,等我呐!缘份到了,石头砸在脑袋上也能变成玉。……”</span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;">妻喋喋不休,她那些五迷三道、神神鬼鬼的理论倾泻而出。我如坠云雾,如履薄冰。没法儿,我是妻最忠实的听众,也是妻最乖觉的学生。</span></p><p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><img alt="" src="file:///D:/Klm个人文件/klm拍摄图片/使用图片/玉丫1.jpg" style="HEIGHT: 288px; WIDTH: 481px;"/></span></p><p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><img alt="" src="file:///D:/Klm个人文件/klm拍摄图片/使用图片/玉丫2.jpg" style="HEIGHT: 477px; WIDTH: 327px;"/></span></p><p align="center" class="MsoNormal"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-ascii-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-hansi-font-family: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">看不见图片(也许是我贴图有误)可去</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: &quot;Times New Roman&quot;; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><a href="http://blog.chinajade.cn/">http://blog.chinajade.cn/</a></span></span></p>
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发表于 2007-2-12 20:13:00 | 只看该作者
<p>“缘份到了,石头砸在脑袋上也能变成玉。”</p><p><font face="楷体_GB2312" size="4">真是这样。</font></p>
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