[转帖]笑话2

羚羊

<font color="#222222"><font face="Tahoma" size="2">6</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、还有那集《谁在背我飞行》，一开始那气愤渲染的那叫一个神秘啊。说</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">30</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">年前一农民前一天晚上</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">点还在河北交通闭塞的农村，第二天一早</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">6</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">点醒来发现自己在南京了，自己不知怎么回事，同样的情况又发生了第二次，只不过到一醒发现自己到上海了。家里还被那两人留了名</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">山东高登民、高延津</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">。第三次被两人背着飞行了好几个城市。大概就这么个过程吧，节目弄得又是调查又是取证的，人证物证到处找。太</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TM</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">神秘了，弄得我那个夜不能睡，日不能饭的啊！那叫一个相思啊！转自</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">81.china.com<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">结果最后来了几个鸟专家，硬说人家老实八交的农民是梦游去的南京，上海等地。看到这里，我当场晕了好一会，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TM</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">梦游做车难道不用买车票吗？难不成那年头全国人民都在梦游？不过想想倒也是，那时候可不是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TM</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">全国梦游吗？　　　　后来，鸟专家又说人农民患了颠痫一切全都是幻觉，什么核磁共振，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">CT</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">什么的追着人农民给人检查，拿人脑袋不当脑袋，结果检查结果没病，人家脑袋蛮正常。那鸟专家一看，又说了，那你就是得了偏执，这种病是检查不出来的！我当是就又晕了半天！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">NN</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">个熊，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TM</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">到底谁得了偏执？人家没病你偏说人家有病，没有检查结果，创造检查结果也要说人家有病，到底谁才象得了偏执地？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>7.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">最近的一期讲老人自燃的，老人身上的棉衣乃至他摸过的物体都会自燃，结果好奇心大增，看到最后，我操！是老头的外孙女点燃的，妈的，这和科学有个屁关系。最后还引出几个儿女不孝这个话题，应该归到</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">家庭</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">里才对嘛！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>8</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、一个孩子经常僵尸附体。做出各种怪动作。比如翻白眼，咬人，胳膊伸直双腿向前跳，还有要喝血，想咬人。　　镜头昏暗，并且采访了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">N</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">多村民，大家都表现的很害怕。后来还搞了一个教授专门来调查，调查不出来。教授又把小孩子拖到华西医科大学的医院去检查，结论是身体健康。转自</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">81.china.com<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">最后，是带那个小孩子去看心理医生。医生问了几个呆问题，得出了结论，是因为小孩子想吸引家人的注意。因为他爸爸平时不太关心他。结果他装僵尸以后，他爸爸就很关心他，带他看医生。　　　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>9</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、一期讲一家没人住的老房子晚上发光，里面有张床像有人睡过，搞得神乎其神～～最后答案是发光是反射对面人家发出来的光，床的解释是一张是１０年没人睡，一张是２年没人睡，结果被他一搞就成了干净一点的就有人睡了．．当场晕厥（辛好我当时在床上）　　　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、上次有个不怕电的，手拿</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">220v</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">的电线一点事都没有。最后送到北京某专家处一鉴定，说是该男老茧厚，所以不怕电。我看全中国</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">7</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">亿农民里至少得有</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">亿不怕电了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

在水一方

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拉饵

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大别扭

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