[转帖]笑话续

羚羊

<font color="#222222"><font face="Tahoma" size="2">11</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、水怪啊？水怪那几期呢，是这么忽悠人的，那个什么天池水怪，是三样东西。分别是水獭，乌龟，。。。第三样东西叫我吐血，居然是朝鲜人开的汽艇！　　　　　</span></font><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/>12</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、最近看了期，是说共租一房的两个女孩，一到夜里就发现屋里不正常，查过去查过来，居然是那两个女孩的电脑中了木马。哈哈哈</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
                <br/>13</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、还有孩子被鬼附身变左宗堂那一集也是解释的不伦不类人家小孩子就不知道左宗堂是谁可是把啥都说的轻轻楚楚的不知道他们最后胡乱解释的啥小孩僵尸附体时嘴里还念叨古文</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
        </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">这个最后也没解释</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/>14</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、有幸看过一集说是有个人死了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">N</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">次都活过来了。。。最后结论是死的时候是发病（癫痫）。。。为什么能活过来呢。。是因为乡村里的赤脚医生每次在他假死时都偷偷给他输液。。。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">15</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">2006</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">年</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">9</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">月，福建省华安县草板村一户普通的村民家发生了一件非常奇怪的事儿。在深夜，一声巨响，一个不明物体从天而降，撞断树枝，砸穿屋顶，深陷地面，在地里砸出了十几厘米深的坑。而且掉落下来的时候温度很高，摸起来还特别烫手，村民议论纷纷，有人说是陨石，有人说是飞机的零件，还有人传闻是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">ufo </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">残片，更有甚者竟然说这个东西好像是外星人的尿壶，到底是天外来物还是另有原因？这个不明物体究竟是什么，它怎么会掉落在这儿呢？《走近科学》为您揭开谜底。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">经过故弄玄虚之后</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
        </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">最后告诉你是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">TM</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">一私自罐氢气的小贩，不小心把罐弄爆炸，碎片落下来了！我狂晕　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/>16</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、　记不大清楚是不是这栏节目，反正是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">CCTV10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">的说的是一个老农用电笔测出房间带电，后来发展到地面带电，最后干脆，我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">C</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">，空气带电，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">220V</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">还多，当然出现这种现象人没事。有点文化的人，或者有点常识的人都知道，肯定是电笔出问题，我是看笑话一样看完节目的，真是服了。　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/>17</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、我看的那期更吊，第一天预告的时候瞎掉我们的胃口，一个女的（忘了哪里的）五年不吃饭，居然身体健康，他家人也承认她五年来的确没有进食，只喝水，我兴趣极度膨胀，还分两集，最后把这女的和他老公弄到省医院检查，最后经过</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">N</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">多专家检查得出一结论，这女的得了臆病，就是幻想症，强迫症之类的，事实上还是吃了东西的，只是吃得少，我真是昏了，她一个人有臆症，他朝夕相处的家人还信誓旦旦的证明，难道她一家人都有狂想症？他一家人又不是想出名，又没有得利，解释来解释去真是难已让人信服！后来还看了一期，一个贵州还是云南那边的少数民族女初中生鬼上身，在课堂上昏倒，醒来后突然家乡话也不会说了，亲人也不认识了，说自己是福建那边来的，还说福建那边的话，最后的结论是这个女孩学习压力大，得了臆病，真他吗恶心，以后干脆别叫走进科学了，就叫走进臆病得了，我当时气得噢，粑粑主持人你能相信这个结论吗，出来混饭吃也得花点本钱，随便三两句就想打发咱这些观众，真不知道</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">CCTV</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">办这个节目的初衷是什么，你每次的结论能把自己说服了再来说服观众转自</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">81.china.com<br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">18</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">、谁背我飞行那个外星人系列的还有一集，说村子里面看见飞碟，村里面比较有文化的一个人研究了多年，收集了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">n</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">多证据，专家跑出了分析半天搞不清楚到底是为什么。难道真的有飞碟和外星人。结果发现那个人其实是个精神病患者，而且村子里面都知道</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">.</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">所谓的调查非常草率，所谓的结论非常荒唐，每次都故弄玄虚、哗众取宠，拍的像鬼片，最后得出一个莫名其妙的结论</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span>

在水一方

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拉饵

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大别扭

哈哈哈哈，看不过来了都！[em01]