肥师斑竹钓鱼回忆录｀｀｀｀｀｀｀

忽悠集团总裁

<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 56pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">话说<span lang="EN-US">N</span>多年以前<span lang="EN-US">,</span>肥师斑竹的家住在一片人烟稀少的平原上，平原上只有一汪湖水供他们做饮用水<span lang="EN-US">,</span>那周围经常出没一些野狼和兔子，虽没有大危险，但是个钓鱼的好去处<span lang="EN-US">````</span>村民有的时候就在湖边钓钓鱼改善一下生活<span lang="EN-US">``````<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 56pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一日<span lang="EN-US">,</span>肥师前辈来到湖边，他选好地方，手拿一根竹竿，把从家里偷出来的缝被子针弯成了个钩<span lang="EN-US">,</span>挂上快面团儿，开始了他的钓鱼生涯，…三个小时后，他第<span lang="EN-US">N</span>次将竹竿仍进湖里，看着空空如也的”鱼钩”，他的自信正在一点一点地消失｀｀｀｀｀</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 56pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">这时一声女孩的娇笑声从不远处传来，肥师扭头一看，只见一男一女<span lang="EN-US">,男的瘦瘦的，穿着一身板绿，女的身着一身好看的花衣裳｀｀｀惟独</span>手拿着专业的钓箱｀｀说笑着朝他这边走来，他想躲已经来不及了，只能坐在那里看着鱼漂假装没看见他们，本以为会不理睬自己，没想到他们看见肥师以后竟然哈哈大笑起来，把他笑的莫名其妙，那个男的笑的腰都直不起来了，他指着肥师对他身边笑的花枝乱颤的女孩道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘猫猫，你看，这儿有个特级的”高手”在钓鱼呢<span lang="EN-US">!</span>你快瞧他那家伙<span lang="EN-US">````</span>哈哈…肥师一听气就上来了，上前一步，扬声问道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘这位兄弟，虽然俺的是个初学者，家伙虽差但我并没有招惹你，你为什么要笑我<span lang="EN-US">?找削呢你？</span>”听到这话，那男的已经不再笑的那么厉害了，象是在强忍住笑意，对肥师说道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘我不是笑你是新手，只是你这样再怎么钓也钓不上鱼来的<span lang="EN-US">!</span>刚才我是一时忍不住，不好意思啊<span lang="EN-US">!</span>兄弟<span lang="EN-US">!,</span>我叫京西小王<span lang="EN-US">,</span>用俺教你不<span lang="EN-US">?</span>肥师一听纳闷了，问道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘为什么<span lang="EN-US">?</span>‘这时，旁边的那个叫猫猫的女生接过话来<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘因为你没有学习钓鱼的技能啊<span lang="EN-US">!</span>‘‘技能<span lang="EN-US">?</span>不是有了鱼竿和饵就可以了吗<span lang="EN-US">?</span>‘‘不是的，钓鱼是靠技术的<span lang="EN-US">```比如钓什么样的鱼要用什么样的饵都是有讲究的｀｀``</span>你还小呢<span lang="EN-US">`````</span>等你多学多看以后就慢慢知道了<span lang="EN-US">```````</span>女生说完脸红了一下，那个叫京西小王的接着说道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘兄弟，咱们有缘，不如我们带你一起玩吧<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我借你家伙<span lang="EN-US">```</span>算是为刚才笑你的事道歉<span lang="EN-US">!</span>”肥师的脑海中还不断回荡的刚才女孩的话，原来俺一直在做无用功｀｀｀｀｀｀｀<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 56pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"></span></span>这时，那个男的的声音再次在他的耳边响起<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘兄弟，你怎么了<span lang="EN-US">?</span>愿不愿意让我们带你一起玩啊<span lang="EN-US">?<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 56pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">肥师回过神来，看着他诚恳的眼神，摇摇头<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘谢谢你的好意，我是个初学者，会拖累你们的，再说我也玩不了多一会<span lang="EN-US">,</span>天马上就要黑了<span lang="EN-US">`````</span>谢谢了<span lang="EN-US">.</span>你们快去玩吧<span lang="EN-US">!</span>不用管我了<span lang="EN-US">!</span>”<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 56pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">京西小王一见肥师满脸地失落，也不多说什么，只说道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>‘那有机会我们再见了，兄弟<span lang="EN-US">!</span>”兄弟”多么亲切的字眼啊，看他的装备等级应该不低，他竟然愿意跟俺这个才初学的人称兄弟，他该不是个简单的人物，望着那身板绿和花衣裳远去的背影，肥师想到<span lang="EN-US">````` <p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">　　<span lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">&nbsp; </span></span>刚才的失落猛然间又回到心头，肥师再也没有钓鱼的兴致，负气回家了，肥师缓缓的把门打开，房间内一片漆黑，门外尾随着几只眼冒绿光的狼<span lang="EN-US">``````</span>正在盯着他<span lang="EN-US">`````</span>那个时候的肥师没有现在这么胖<span lang="EN-US">,</span>所以<span lang="EN-US">,</span>狼看见了他也在琢磨从哪开始下嘴｀｀｀｀<span lang="EN-US">``````<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 42pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">肥师有点恐惧<span lang="EN-US">,</span>利马反锁上门一头扎在被窝里开始哆嗦<span lang="EN-US">````</span>等确定门口的狼群已经确实放弃了他的时候<span lang="EN-US">````````</span>他才开始想今天那一男一女的话，虽然是无意的，但对自己的打击太大了，他闭上眼睛，努力不去想他们<span lang="EN-US">.</span>可它却使劲往肥师的脑子里钻，猛然，他坐了起来，道<span lang="EN-US">:</span>既然别人都能钓的上鱼来<span lang="EN-US">,</span>我为什么就不成<span lang="EN-US">?</span>我就不信我钓不上来鱼<span lang="EN-US">`````</span>我的智商最起码应该比鱼高的多<span lang="EN-US">``````<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">　　第二天<span lang="EN-US">,</span>肥师再次出现在湖边，仍就拿着那根破竹竿<span lang="EN-US">,</span>装上饵，将竹竿向湖里一甩，然后静静地看着鱼浮，一个小时过去了，两个小时过去了…也不知道过了多久，我的饥饿度已经到了<span lang="EN-US">89</span>，疲劳度也到了<span lang="EN-US">78</span>，就在他快要放弃的时候，鱼漂动了一下，开始他还以为是眼睛花了，仔细一看，又动了一下，肥师忙拿起竿，这时，漂猛的一沉，鱼上钩了<span lang="EN-US">!</span>他用力将竹竿向上拉，而水下的鱼好象是个大家伙，竟然拉不上来，僵持了一会儿，这时的他感觉自己快到极限了，心想<span lang="EN-US">:</span>这样不行，会被它连竿带人都拽走的<span lang="EN-US">.</span>他开始向以前见过的钓鱼人那样开始遛鱼<span lang="EN-US">``````</span>感觉轻快了一些，又遛了一会<span lang="EN-US">```````</span>鱼竿能被他往回拽了，肥师狠狠心，又使出吃奶的力气，小心的操纵竹竿，猛的用力一拽，一条银色的小鱼终于被他拽了上来<span lang="EN-US">``````````</span>　　</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">　　　鲤鱼<span lang="EN-US">:</span>淡水鱼类，普通，生吃可在<span lang="EN-US">15</span>分钟内回复饥饿度<span lang="EN-US">30</span>点，可烹饪<span lang="EN-US">. <p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">　　 咕咕<span lang="EN-US">````</span>肥师的肚子不争气的响了起来，看了看，饥饿度已经到了<span lang="EN-US">93</span>，而疲劳度也到了<span lang="EN-US">90</span>，俺好不容易才钓上来的鱼<span lang="EN-US">,</span>一定要先叫他进了肚儿再说<span lang="EN-US">``````</span>既然鱼能生吃，那就吃了吧<span lang="EN-US">!</span>想完也顾不得鱼腥味，狼吞虎咽地把鱼吃了，虽然生鱼不是很好吃，吃完后他已累得躺在湖边的草地上，不知不觉地进入了梦乡<span lang="EN-US">. <p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">哈哈<span lang="EN-US">``````</span>梦中的肥师终于满意的笑了<span lang="EN-US">`````</span>笑的是那么的开心<span lang="EN-US">`````````</span>从此<span lang="EN-US">,</span>肥师开始了钓鱼的生涯｀｀｀｀｀｀肥师开始吃生鱼<span lang="EN-US">````一直</span>吃到现在这么胖<span lang="EN-US">``````<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: ˎ̥; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">要知后事如何<span lang="EN-US">`````</span>请听下回分解<span lang="EN-US">````````哈哈｀｀｀｀｀哈哈｀｀｀<p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312;"><p>&nbsp;</p></span></p>

忽悠集团总裁

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忽悠集团总裁

<p><font face="楷体_GB2312" color="#000099" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 肥师前辈更狠```````这么快就把俺起草一个多小时的精华挪跑了`````嗷呜```````这是啥世道啊?哈哈 ```````</font></p><p><font face="楷体_GB2312" color="#000099" size="4">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 鱿鱼呢`````鱿鱼老大啊`````俺强烈申请当斑竹```````</font></p>

[此贴子已经被作者于2007-6-19 14:19:00编辑过]

邕翁

总裁在说故事还是在说笑话[em01][em01]

忽悠集团总裁

<div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>邕翁</i>在2007-6-19 14:40:00的发言：</b><br/>总裁在说故事还是在说笑话[em01][em01]</div><p></p><font face="楷体_GB2312" color="#0022aa" size="4">嘿嘿```````您说呢?</font>

蓝色巨人

真能忽悠，呵呵...[em01][em01]

蓝吉利

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耳聋眼花

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