转贴 笑话 CCTV10《走近科学》

羚羊

<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-outline-level: 2;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">CCTV10</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">《走近科学》还是走近白痴？我都要快崩溃了</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span></b></p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">1</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、某一集说某个村子每天半夜三更都有怪叫声，把全村人吵醒，大家都不敢出去看，战战兢兢地失眠到天亮。采访了一大堆上了岁数的村民，传说这里出没野兽，每天夜里到村子作怪，闹得人心惶惶</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">音乐配的那叫一个恐怖！还</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TMD</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">分上下两集渲染！到最后竟然说那是村里一个胖子睡觉打呼噜！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TNND</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">这胖子是金刚罗汉转世，还是帕瓦罗蒂的私生子？！打个呼噜能把一个村子的人吓醒？！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">K</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">！我想砸电视！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">
                <br/>2</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、还有一集说是一户人家老是发现自家客厅地上的瓷砖缝里会渗出像血一样的鲜红色液体，弄得到处都是，全村的人都不知道是怎么回事，猜会不会原来这块地是坟地啊什么的，然后又请了</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">N</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">多专家，研究他们家的地理位置地形条件，得出的结论都是依科学不可能发生地下矿物质倒渗这种情况发生</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">……</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">所以，最后的结论就是：液体是这家人家为了出名自己洒上去的！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">　　　　我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">咣垱</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">！一下倒地</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>3</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、　还有一期是说</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">挂了好几年的牛皮鼓忽然自己长出了牛毛，这件事在当地是蛮有名的件事，节目采访了那么多人，研究从厦大弄到了中央，都没有人说出个所以然来，最后没办法了，硬栽赃人家做鼓的人不专业，毛没有刮干净，当初牛毛没刮干净？我晕。。。这不是怀疑做鼓人的专业水平吗？呵呵</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">!</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">以这样的结论打发我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">到底是看不起我的智商还是编导智商让人看不起！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>4</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、　还有一期说峨眉山的一个古寺，地处森林深处，但屋顶上从来没有一片树叶。就这么个事儿，经过漫长，深沉，全方位，多角度的分析，采访了寺中实习的和尚，游客，保安，居士，文物管理局局长，以及他的姑妈的二姐的堂妹的邻居家的一条狗，最后得出结论</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">——</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">是风吹走的。　　　　我</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">TM</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">当时就想跳楼！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">NN</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">个熊，太伤我自尊了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br/>5</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">、　刚看了一期，一对老人家的电灯晚上莫名其妙老是自己亮，结果大家都说他们家闹鬼，那对老人还居然病倒了。这其中还请了很牛比的大学生来也无法解释，最后村里检修电路，说是开关的螺丝松了，紧紧就好了。　</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">~~~~~~</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我看完以为这是智障频道的节目，关键是我他妈的居然还耐心看完了！</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">&nbsp;&nbsp;<br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: #222222; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span>

一两花生豆

<p>本来不是笑话，现在变成笑话了～</p>

拉饵

冷，，，，，，，

二搅和

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